And in the Social Reorganization and heirarchy structuring in prison department

Bernie "The Bruiser" Madoff. That otta sell tickets for fight night, takes out $65B in one single punch to the solar plexus.

Bernie Madoff In Prison Yard Brawl Over Whether Or Not We’ve Reached A Bottom

Posted by Bess Levin, Oct 13, 2009, 10:00am

By all accounts Bernie Madoff’s a pretty mild-mannered guy who loves to laugh and will dance his face off in the right setting. Cross him, however, and he will fuck up your universe. Some unnamed shmo inside the Butner, NC federal prison learned this the hard waylast week. Details are scant but the Post reports that Ponzi boy and a fellow inmate were discussing the “state of the market” during free time in the yard. The debate got heated and things escalated quickly. Frustrated with Madoff’s verbal sparring skills, the other guy decided to make this thing physical and pushed Berns, who shoved back “with both hands,” causing his opponent to stumble. Then, when the attacker tried to get up, Madoff “hovered over him red-faced and glaring,” according to eyewitnesses, and the Master of Ponz, now dubbed Bernie “The Bruiser” Madoff was declared the winner. Obviously at this time we need to fill in some missing info.